80+ Pizza Jokes To Slice Up Your Day

1. Why did the pizza go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling saucy.

2. What do you call a fake pizza?

A pie-mposter.

3. Why did the pizza maker go to jail?

He was caught using illicit toppings.

4. How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

5. Why did the pizza break up with the breadstick?

It just wasn’t a good crust match.

6. What do you get when you cross a pizza with a politician?

A pizza with extra toppings and no substance.

7. Why did the pizza go to space?

To look for a planet with more toppings.

8. What did the pepperoni say to the mushroom?

“You’re a fungi to be with.”

9. How do you know if a pizza is a superhero?

It has extra cheese (X-tra cheese).

10. Why did the pizza go to the beach?

To get a pizza the sun.

Funniest pizza jokes

Why did the pizza maker go to jail? He was caught using illicit toppings.

What do you get when you cross a pizza with a politician? A pizza with extra toppings and no substance.

Why did the pizza go to space? To look for a planet with more toppings.

How do you know if a pizza is a superhero? It has extra cheese (X-tra cheese).

What did the pepperoni say to the mushroom? “You’re a fungi to be with.”

Why did the pizza break up with the breadstick? It just wasn’t a good crust match.

What do you call a pizza that’s cold and always broke? Pizza on the skids.

Pizza knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza is nice guy, but I already have a slice.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive pizza and I’m so glad we’re friends.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dough. Dough who? Dough you want to share a pizza with me?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anchovy. Anchovy who? Anchovy seen my pizza around here?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a nice pizza you got there!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza gonna finish that slice?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pepperoni. Pepperoni who? Pepperoni my way over and let’s share a pizza!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaiian. Hawaiian who? Hawaiian a pizza party, want to join?

Pizza delivery jokes:

Why did the pizza delivery driver get a ticket? He was double-parked-peroni.

What do you call a pizza delivery driver in a hurry? Fast-foodie.

Why did the pizza delivery driver get lost on the way to my house? He took a wrong turn at pepperoni junction.

What did the pizza delivery driver say when he arrived late? “Sorry for the wait, I ran out of gas on the way here!”

Why did the pizza delivery driver bring a ladder? To deliver a supreme pizza!

Why did the pizza delivery driver go to the bank? To get some dough.

What do you call a pizza delivery driver who’s always happy? A pepper-happy guy!

Why did the pizza delivery driver have to go on a diet? He was eating too much of his own product!

Cheesy pizza jokes:

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!

How does a pizza introduce his girlfriend? Meet my saucy tomato!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the pizza sauce!

What did the pizza say to the Italian chef? “You’re making me melt!”

Why did the pizza maker refuse to share his secrets? Because he kneaded to know!

Pineapple pizza jokes:

Why did the pineapple pizza go to the beach? To get a tan(nin)g from the sun.

Why did the pineapple refuse to go on the pizza? It wasn’t peeling it.

What do you get when you cross a pineapple and a pizza? A tropical treat!

Why did the pineapple pizza break up with the olive pizza? They just didn’t have the right chemistry.

What did the pineapple say when it saw the pizza crust? “I like the way you roll!”

Halloween pizza jokes:

Why did the ghost refuse to eat the pizza? It didn’t want to get caught in its sheets!

What do you call a pizza with spider toppings? A creepy-crawly crust.

Why did the witch put a spell on the pizza? She wanted it to have a hauntingly good taste.

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a pizza? A pizza that’s just boo-tiful.

Why did the skeleton refuse to eat the pizza? It didn’t have the stomach for it.

What do you call a pizza that’s perfect for Halloween? A spooky slice.

Pizza jokes for adults:

Why did the pizza maker have to go to therapy? Because he kneaded help with his emotional dough.

What do you call a pizza that’s bad at math? A piZZA.

Why did the pizza maker need to take a break? He was starting to feel a little saucy.

What did the pizza say to the pepperoni? “You’re one spicy slice!”

How did the pizza maker get in trouble? He was caught tossing the dough around in public.

Dirty pizza jokes:

Why did the pizza delivery driver refuse to give the customer a fork? He wanted to keep his hands free for a bigger tip.

What did the pizza say to the other pizza in the oven? “Hey baby, is it hot in here or is it just me?”

What do you get when you cross a pizza and a dirty joke? A cheesy punchline.

Why did the pizza maker wear gloves? He didn’t want to get his hands too dirty.

How do you make a dirty pizza? Just add extra sausage and peppers.

Corny pizza jokes:

What does a pizza say when it’s surprised? “Well, hot-diggity-dough!”

What do you call a pizza that can lift weights? A muscular marinara!

What did the pizza say to the breadstick? “You’re the sauciest thing I’ve ever seen.”

Why did the pizza maker refuse to take a vacation? He kneaded to keep working.

What did the pepperoni say to the cheese? “You’re the perfect slice of my life!”

Pizza dad jokes:

What do you call a pizza that’s not yours? A pizza stalker!

Why did the pizza go to the doctor? It was feeling a little saucy.

What do you get when you cross a pizza with a clock? A pizza that’s right on time!

Why did the pizza maker need a new car? His old one had a lot of mileage on it.

Pizza box jokes:

What do you call a pizza box that’s been in the sun for too long? A pizza oven!

Why did the pizza box go to the doctor? It was feeling a little cardboard.

What did the pizza box say to the pizza? “You complete me.”

Why did the pizza box blush? It saw the pizza without any toppings.

How do you make a pizza box disappear? Just give it to a hungry teenager.

Dumb pizza jokes:

Why did the pizza go to school? To get a pizza diploma!

Why did the pizza cross the road? To get to the other slice!

Why did the pizza maker make square pizzas? He couldn’t figure out how to make them round!

Why did the pizza maker make a pizza with no toppings? He wanted to try something new!

What did the pizza say to the bread? “You’re crusty!”

Deep dish pizza jokes:

Why did the deep dish pizza have to see a therapist? It had a lot of emotional layers.

What do you call a deep dish pizza that’s too thick? A pizza cake!

Why did the deep dish pizza go to the gym? It wanted to stay in shape.

How do you know if a deep dish pizza is cooked perfectly? It’s got a crispy crust and gooey cheese.

What did the deep dish pizza say to the thin crust pizza? “I’ve got more layers than you’ll ever have!”

Pizza Hut jokes:

What do you get when you cross a Pizza Hut with a library? A pizza with extra cheese and no silence!

Why did the Pizza Hut employee go to the doctor? He had a case of pizza shakes!

Why did the Pizza Hut manager go to the bank? He needed to get some dough!

Why did the Pizza Hut worker refuse to work on Valentine’s Day? He didn’t want to get a heart-shaped pizza.

What do you call a Pizza Hut with no customers? A pizza dessert!

Why did the Pizza Hut worker quit his job? He couldn’t handle the extra toppings!

What do you call a Pizza Hut that sells burgers? A pizza place trying to be something it’s not!

Why did the Pizza Hut worker refuse to cook pizza with pineapple? It was against his religion!