If you’re a fan of pizza and puns, then you’re in for a treat!
We’ve scoured the internet to bring you a massive list of the best pizza puns, jokes, one-liners, and captions that are sure to make you smile (and maybe even chuckle).
Whether you’re a die-hard pizza lover or just looking for a way to add some humor to your day, this list has got you covered.
From pepperoni to pineapple, crust to cheese, there’s a pun for every pizza topping.
So sit back, grab a slice (or a whole pie), and get ready to laugh with these 100+ hilarious pizza puns.
Pizza puns
I’m a bit of a saucy one, but I’m never crusty!
That pizza was so hot, it was a pizza of my heart.
I knead some pizza right now!
I’m not a big fan of mushroom on pizza, it’s too fungi for me.
This pizza is a little cheesy, but that’s how I like it!
I’ve never met a pizza I didn’t like – it’s all about the toppings!
You wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it’s a little cheesy.
What do you call a pizza that’s always late? Tardy-crust.
I can’t decide if I want to have a pizza party or not. It’s a bit of a toss-up.
You can’t make everyone happy with one pizza, but you can certainly try with a supreme.
Why did the pizza maker go to Rome? To get sauced!
Pizza is always there for me, it’s my slice of heaven.
What did the pizza say when it proposed to its girlfriend? “You have a pizza my heart.”
You can’t trust atoms, but you can always trust a good pizza crust.
I like my pizza like I like my jokes – cheesy!
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the pizza sauce!
I went to a pizza convention, it was a real knead experience.
A slice of pizza is like a little piece of happiness.
You can never go wrong with a classic pepperoni pizza.
Pizza is always the answer, no matter what the question is.
I’m just a pizza away from a good mood.
The only thing better than a pizza is a free pizza.
I don’t always eat pizza, but when I do, I prefer it to be extra cheesy.
Pizza is the glue that holds my life together.
What’s a pizza’s favorite song? “Slice, Slice, Baby.”
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised, she didn’t even pizza the joke.
Why don’t pizzas ever complain about their problems? They know they knead to rise above it.
Why did the pizza go to the doctor? It was feeling saucy.
A pizza walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What’s a pizza’s favorite movie? “The Slice is Right.”
I tried to make a pizza joke, but it was a little cheesy.
Why did the pizza need a bandage? Because it had a pizza cut!
Pizza: because sometimes, all you knead is love… and a little bit of cheese.
What did the pizza say when it got a compliment? “Aw, shucks, I’m just a crusty old pie.”
I’ve never met a pizza I didn’t like, it’s just not possible.
Why did the pizza break up with his girlfriend? She was too saucy.
What do you call a pizza that you don’t want to share? A “my pizza.”
Pizza is like a good friend, always there when you need it.
Why did the pizza go to the club? To get a pizza the action!
What do you call a pizza that’s always on time? Punctual-za.
Pizza is like a puzzle, every piece is important.
Why did the pizza go to space? To see if it could be topped.
What did the pizza say to the other pizza? “We make a great slice.”
I always try to share my pizza, but sometimes it’s hard to give it up. It’s just too cheesy.
What do you get when you cross a pizza with a turtle? A slow-cooked pizza.
What’s a pizza’s favorite instrument? The slicerphone.
A pizza is like a hug in food form.
What did the pizza say when it won the race? “I’m the sauce boss!”
Why did the pizza go to the doctor? It was feeling a little saucy.
Pizza is like a work of art, every slice is a masterpiece.
What’s a pizza’s favorite type of music? Toppings 40.
Why did the pizza blush? Because it saw the oven’s thermostat.
Pizza: the ultimate comfort food.
What’s a pizza’s favorite TV show? Game of Scones.
Why did the pizza go to the doctor again? It was feeling a little crusty this time.
Pizza is like a warm blanket for your taste buds.
Why did the pizza break up with the garlic bread? It was too cheesy.
I tried to order a pizza with extra cheese, but the waiter said I was pushing my lucka.
What’s a pizza’s favorite season? Pepperoni.
Why don’t pizzas ever get married? They’re always too saucy to settle down.
Pizza is like a passport to happiness, no matter where you are in the world.
What’s a pizza’s favorite social media platform? Instapizza.
Why did the pizza go to the gym? To work on its toppings.
Pizza: the ultimate food group.
What do you call a pizza that’s wearing a bowtie? Pizzazz.
I’m on a pizza-only diet, it’s called the “crustacean diet.”
What’s a pizza’s favorite sport? Cheeseball.
Why did the pizza go to the beach? To get a pizza the sand.
Pizza: because sometimes, you just knead a little slice of heaven.
What’s a pizza’s favorite game? Topping the leaderboards.
Why did the pizza go to the pet store? To get a slice of the action.
Pizza is like a warm hug for your stomach.
What do you call a pizza that’s allergic to cheese? Achoozapizza.
Why did the pizza go to the park? To get a pizza the sunshine.
Pizza: the most versatile food in the world.
What’s a pizza’s favorite book? To Grill a Mockingbird.
Why did the pizza go to the therapist? It had a lot of crust issues.
Pizza: because sometimes, you just knead a little love.
What do you call a pizza that’s been bitten by a vampire? Dracu-pizza.
Why did the pizza go to the zoo? To see the pizza-pus.
Pizza is like a big warm hug, but for your taste buds.
What’s a pizza’s favorite type of car? A delivery van.
Why did the pizza go to the opera? It was hoping for a slice of culture.
Pizza is like a blank canvas, waiting for you to add your favorite toppings.
What do you call a pizza that’s always in a hurry? Fast food.
Why did the pizza go to the art museum? To get a slice of culture.
Pizza: the food that’s always there for you, no matter what.
What’s a pizza’s favorite band? The Rolling Scones.
Why did the pizza go to the costume party? It wanted to be a pepperoni.
Pizza is like a delicious dream that you can have over and over again.
What do you call a pizza that’s afraid of the dark? A scaredy-pie.
Why did the pizza go to the bank? To get some dough.
Pizza: because sometimes, all you knead is a little slice of happiness.
What’s a pizza’s favorite color? Deep dish red.
Why did the pizza go to the dentist? It had a little too much crust build-up.
Pizza is like a warm hug from your best friend, but in food form.
What do you call a pizza that’s good at math? Pi-za.
Why did the pizza go to the library? To get a slice of knowledge.
Pizza is like a delicious symphony, with every topping playing a different note.
What do you call a pizza that’s always cold? A chilly-cheese pizza.
Why did the pizza go to the farmer’s market? To get fresh ingredients.
Pizza: the food that’s always better when it’s shared.
What’s a pizza’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Pizza Now” by Queen.
Why did the pizza go to the gym again? To work on its crust-aceans.
Pizza is like a warm embrace, but in food form.
What do you call a pizza that’s also a bird? A pizzabird.
Why did the pizza go to the amusement park? To ride the slice-o-coaster.
Pizza: the ultimate comfort food, no matter what toppings you prefer.
