Pizza is a timeless classic that never fails to bring people together.
From its humble beginnings in Naples, Italy, to its widespread popularity across the world, pizza has become a symbol of comfort, community, and culinary innovation.
With such a rich history and cultural significance, it’s no wonder that people have a lot to say about pizza.
If you’re looking for some inspiration to satisfy your pizza cravings, look no further than these mouth-watering pizza quotes.
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10 Famous pizza quotes:
“Pizza is a lot like sex. When it’s good, it’s really good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.” – Unknown
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” – Yogi Berra
“I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.” – Lara Stone
“Pizza is a complete meal.” – Cecily Strong
“I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.” – Mike Birbiglia
“I’d rather have leftover pizza than leftover feelings.” – Sarah Burgess
“Pizza makes me think that anything is possible.” – Henry Rollins
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid.” – Madeline Oles
“Pizza is not a trend, it’s a tradition.” – Unknown
“Pizza is like the United Nations of food. Every nation is represented.” – Unknown
“Love is like a pizza, you have to share it with someone else.”
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”
“When you come to a fork in the road, take it… and try the pizza on both sides.”
“You can observe a lot just by watching… other people eat pizza.”
“The future ain’t what it used to be… but pizza will always be pizza.”
“If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them from ordering pizza?”
“If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else… like at a pizza place you didn’t intend to go to.”
“It’s not the pizza that matters, it’s how you slice it… and how much cheese you put on it.”
“It’s tough to make predictions, especially about pizza… but I predict it will always be delicious.”
Pizza Valentine’s Day quotes:
“You have a pizza my heart, Valentine!”
“I’m so grateful we found each other, like pepperoni and cheese on a pizza.”
“I know it’s cheesy, but I love you more than pizza.”
“I never knew true love until I met pizza… and you, of course.”
“You’re the marinara to my pizza crust, the cheese to my pizza toppings, and the love of my life.”
“I want to spend every pizza my heart with you, my Valentine.”
“Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it’s for you!”
“I love you more than pizza (and that’s saying a lot!)”
“You’re the perfect slice of my life, Valentine.”
“I don’t need chocolates or flowers, just give me a heart-shaped pizza and your love.”
Quotes for National Pizza Day:
“I could never say no to pizza, especially on National Pizza Day.”
“In honor of National Pizza Day, let’s all have a slice… or five.”
“Happy National Pizza Day! Today’s the day to indulge in your favorite slice.”
“Pizza is not just a food, it’s a way of life. Happy National Pizza Day!”
“National Pizza Day is a reminder that some things in life are just worth celebrating.”
“I don’t need a holiday to eat pizza, but I’ll take National Pizza Day as an excuse.”
“National Pizza Day should be a national holiday.”
“Celebrate National Pizza Day by having a pizza party with your favorite people.”
“Pizza is always a good idea, but on National Pizza Day it’s a great idea.”
“National Pizza Day is a reminder that the best things in life are cheesy and delicious.”
Pizza party quotes:
“Life is uncertain. Eat pizza first.”
“Pizza is the ultimate party food.”
“No party is complete without pizza.”
“In crust we trust.”
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pizza… and that’s pretty close.”
“Pizza is love at first slice.”
“Pizza makes everything better, especially parties.”
“A party without pizza is just a meeting.”
“Pizza is always a good idea.”
“The only thing better than a pizza party is a surprise pizza party.”
Cute pizza quotes:
“You stole a pizza my heart.”
“You and me, we’re like two slices of the same pizza pie.”
“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.”
“Pizza is my soulmate. It never disappoints.”
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pizza and that’s pretty close.”
“Pizza is the glue that holds my life together.”
“You’re my favorite topping on my favorite pizza.”
“Pizza is the answer to all of life’s problems.”
“Life is short, but pizza is forever.”
“You’re the pizza to my party.”
Christmas-themed pizza quotes:
“Pizza is the reason for the season!”
“On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… a delicious pizza pie!”
“Pizza is the perfect Christmas dinner. It’s cheesy, delicious, and you can eat it with your hands.”
“Forget about turkey, all I want for Christmas is pizza.”
“Pizza and Christmas cheer, that’s all we need this time of year.”
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by sharing a pizza with those near.”
“Santa’s favorite snack is pizza, of course!”
“May your Christmas be merry and your pizza be delicious.”
“All I want for Christmas is a pizza that’s hot and fresh.”
“Who needs cookies for Santa when you can leave him a slice of pizza?”
Cheesy pizza quotes:
“You can’t have too much cheese on a pizza.”
“A day without cheese is like a day without pizza.”
“Cheese makes everything better, especially pizza.”
“I have never met a pizza with too much cheese.”
“Cheese and pizza go together like love and marriage.”
“Life is short, but the cheese on my pizza is long.”
“You know it’s true love when they give you the cheesiest slice of pizza.”
“There’s no such thing as too much cheese, especially on a pizza.”
“A pizza without cheese is like a sky without stars.”
“The best things in life are cheesy, especially pizza.”
Pizza quotes from movies:
“I would like to express my love of pizza.” – Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
“Pizza time!” – Spider-Man 2 (2004)
“I’m just a big, hairy American winning machine, you know?” – Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
“I know this sounds like a cat poster, but just be yourself, man. Don’t be afraid to be awesome.” – The Lego Movie (2014)
“Life is a combination of magic and pasta.” – Federico Fellini
“My stomach’s talking to me.” – Home Alone (1990)
“I would like to order a large pizza with extra cheese, sausage, pepperoni, onions, mushrooms, and peppers.” – Wayne’s World (1992)
“I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.” – Twilight (2008)
“I have a great relationship with the pizza.” – Inside Out (2015)
“The only thing better than a cow is a human. Unless you need milk. Then you really need a cow.” – The Muppets (2011)
